Peyton Manning Can Die In A Grease Fire//Tom Brady's Inoperable Tumor

Little bit of background: It's safe to say I'm obsessed with football. Like border line have a problem. I LOVE it and if it were a person, I would marry it. That being said, I LIVE AND DIE by the New England Patriots. I super duper heart them. However, I fucking hate Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts.

This season in the NFL has been horrendous. Usually there are a few stand out teams and a few awful teams and everyone else is just ok. Not the case this season. Everyone kinda sucks (except my pats, of course) and then there are some teams that should just pack up and start preparing for next season (looking at you cards, 9ers, panthers, etc).

This week in football was no exception. Da bears can just close their eyes and win again despite doing everything in their power to lose. Now dont get me wrong, I like the bears and dare even say I'm becoming some what of a fan. But Jay Cutler is not good. Sorry Chicago friends, I know you wanted him to be your saving grace :( 

It's clear that he's got talent but he obviously has no idea how to use it. He makes bad decisions (you cant argue with 35+ turnovers in 2 seasons), he doesnt handle his emotions well, and lets not forget that he's been in the league for like 5 seasons now. He should be better than this, and I'm not convinced that at this point in his career he's just going to wake up and get it. 

Kansas City gets a much needed win at home over Denver after an embarrassing loss to them a few weeks ago in Denver. I would've loved to have seen the game, but no such luck. The fact that they won is good enough for me. 

And then there was my personal favorite: watching Peyton Manning and his media blown Colts lose in OT to the "all of a sudden, we've got heart" Cowboys. 

It. Was. Delicious. 

it's stupid shit like this that makes my blood boil

Nothing pleases me more than watching the team I fucking hate lose to a worse team. And the satisfaction of knowing that Manning is probably going to cry himself to sleep tonight, is just the icing on the cake. I've also greatly enjoyed watching his team just crumble around him this season. 

I hate everything about Manning. I hate his big dumb face (he looks like a giant baby...and not in a good way). I hate his number. I hate his commercials. I would hate his wife and children if he had any. 

The kind of deep-seated sports hatred that I have for Peyton Manning is only matched by that of my boyfriend's for Tom Brady. Naturally, it would end up that I'm dating a Steelers fan who wants to see Tom Brady die on the field.... That's cool. 

And since we're on the subject of QB's I hate, Fuck Brett Favre. Retire already. You're 137 years old, you're reputation is shot, and you're an asshole. Also nobody wants to see your penis. 

Grrrrrr. 

I realize that this post has been pretty football-centric...That's gonna happen sometimes, so just bare with me haha. As for now, there's a pan of chocolate peanut butter brownies calling my name. 

Until next time blogosphere...

PS - GO PATS!!